Goose Pants.


weird dreams

I’m usually the type of person to have bizarre dreams (when I remember them) but the last two nights in a row take the cake.  BOTH were about a certain someone trying to assasinate me.  The first one was a party where he kept sneaking up to a table to vandalize it….but then when I caught him he pulled a gun out so I had to wrestle him the ground for it.

(side note: I’ve actually had the mispleasure of a similar experience; gun wrestling that is.)

The second dream was just that he kept following me and wouldn’t leave me alone. I woke up feeling very disoriented.

Now I’m reading and eating pickles.  Nothing but good can come from that.